Why is my ex trying to sext me???
You’re trying to act like I’m not that great and you don’t care but you seem super desperate for my attention right now.
Nothing better than watching them try to crawl back
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
Every time I smoke at the beach I wear this huge thick tartan cloak and everytime I come back I have to jump over everything and let my cape fly out behind me why wasn’t I into superheroes as a kid tbh? Just a question…
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow