someone who’s never played a metal gear game please explain this gif
an old grandpa wiggling his titties on top of a tank for his debut music video while his back up dancers shoot innocent civilians
When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
Lets get this millions of notes.
when someone unzips your pants
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
I may or may not have watched like 16 episodes of sword art online today.
Speaking of which the new episode should be on the Hulu